2012 (PG-13) (2009)
The Mayans predicted it, but director/writer Roland Emmerich brought it
to fruition on the big screen. Despite all of the possibilities that
could have ended life as we know it on our planet, Emmerich chose a
geothermal catastrophe with plenty of spectacular earthquakes, tidal
waves, volcanoes and shifting surfaces.
Since money was of
little object — with a budget over $250 million — no computer-generated
images were spared in the making of this film. Unlike disaster movies
of the past, the focus was on no single aspect of destruction. The
entire earth was trashed.
In a plot easy to wrap around the GCI
visuals, we follow author Jackson Curtis (John Cusack) and his blended
family as they struggle to survive the unsurvivable. Scientist Adrian
Helmsey (Chiwetel Ejiofor) is another good guy who guides us through
the destruction, disaster by disaster. Two families, one in India, one
in China, allow us to grieve internationally. And, yes, there are
plenty of wealthy bad guys and politicians who are willing to buy the
rest of us out.
The effects are topnotch and the story
somewhat cheesy. Totally impossible and implausible adventures keep the
viewers on the edge for 185 minutes. Interesting, but no Mayans are
around at the end. Rating: 2